"Friday is my second favorite F word. Food is my first." - Unknown
"I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, and 4% Friday." - Unknown
"It's Friday, time to go make stories for Monday." - Unknown
"Happy Friday! May your weekend be full of adventure and cheer, and may the start of next week be a long ways from here." - Unknown
"Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend." - Unknown
"It's Friday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle." - Unknown
"Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard." - Ricochet.com
"I haven't been this excited about Friday since last Friday." - Unknown
"Oh Friday, let me hug you." - Unknown
"Friday is a day to finish your goals for the week. It is a day to celebrate that which you set out to accomplish at the beginning of the week. Well done." - Byron Pulsifer
"It's Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don't frown and let the monster see you smile!" - Napz Cherub Pellazo
"Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek!" - Kate Summers
"Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride." - Unknown
"Friday is the day when you can leave behind the problems of the week and look forward to the weekend ahead." - Unknown
"Friday is a day to finish your goals for the week. It is a day to celebrate that which you set out to accomplish at the beginning of the week. Well done." - Byron Pulsifer
"Friday is like a green light; you speed up until after work and start to slow down once the light turns yellow." - Unknown
"It's Friday, bitches!" - Unknown
"Happy Friday everyone! May your weekend be full of laughter, and your glass never be empty." - Unknown
"Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you're so close to freedom." - Lauren Oliver
"I have never in my life found myself in a situation where I've stopped work and said, 'Thank God it's Friday.' But weekends are special even if your schedule is all over the place. Something tells you the weekend has arrived and you can indulge yourself a bit." - Helen Mirren
"It's Friday! Time to go make stories for Monday." - Unknown
"If Friday had a face, I would kiss it." - Unknown
"Friday is my second favorite F-word. My first is food, definitely food." - Unknown
"Friday: The day after Thursday and before Saturday according to Rebecca Black. Also, the most annoying day of the week now." - Unknown
"It's Friday! I'm so excited I could just pee my pants. Oh wait... I already did." - Unknown
"Friday is a day to finish your goals for the week. It is a day to celebrate that which you set out to accomplish at the beginning of the week. Well done." - Unknown